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Lucifer: Gonna start an apocalypse, gonna meet my son
*Double doors fly open, slamming against the walls*
Jack: What’s up Daddy-O? Want some candy? How bout some whiskey? I looove humans so much, angels need to learn to be forgiving ya know? Oh, oh, I watched Brokeback Mountain last night and let me tell you-
Lucifer: *Sneering at the other angels* What the fuck have you idiots done to my son?
Balthazar: Made him awesome
Gabriel: Introduced him to television
Samandriel: Let him have a heart
Gadreel: Taught him to be a badass, but also forgiving
Castiel: Taught him drama and love
Lucifer: I’ll. kill. you all!
Jack: Shut up dickbutt! God, you’re so whiney. My son loves humans wahhh! Daddy doesn’t love me waah. Boring
Gabriel: Good boy