I wish I could tell you that I have found the lemon fount from whence the giant ceramic lemons proliferate- but I can’t.
So I’m gonna do the eighth next best thing after that, and do a Tulpa Sticker giveaway.
On November 30th I’m gonna pick ten random rebloggers and send them one of these stickers.
Rules:
Open to anybody who reblogs. You don’t have to be following me. Multiple reblogs = multiple entries. Winning reblog will be picked at random.
People whose blogs autoplay music are disqualified.
Open internationally. Send me an address. I’ll put the sticker in the mail.
Stickers are approximately 3 inches x 3.5 inches. If your country doesn’t use Freedom Units ™ you’re responsible for your own conversions. If it shows up and it’s ten feet wide because you messed up the decimal point, that’s not on me.
Everything about this is totally free.
If you’re in Canada you have to answer a math problem before you win. Under the previous administration I would have made fun of your silly lottery laws but things being as they are, I’ll just stay quiet on this one.
Anyway. Free Giant Ceramic Lemon Tulpa Sticker.
Updated rules per asks:
YES it is possible that two randomly chosen reblogs will be the same person and YES in that case that person gets two stickers.
And
YES @bisexualdemondean can win even though he’s terrible and didn’t pick me to win the lemon.
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