3 sentence au – Dean/Ketch + butterscotch

maliciouslycreative:

“My god, can you stop that?” Ketch hissed as his mother left the room to prepare some tea.

“It’s not my fault I stress eat. I wouldn’t be chain eating these fucking toffees if you’d let me bring some gum!” Dean hissed back as he stuffed yet another butterscotch toffee in his mouth and tried to shove the wrapper in his his pocket which was now overflowing with them.

“If you stop stuffing your face with sweets I’ll give you something even better to occupy your mouth when we get home.”

Dean didn’t eat another butterscotch the whole afternoon.

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Lifestyles of the Weird and Sexy

robotsnchicks:

It’s done! Written for @rosemoonweaver ’s 500 follower celebration! Congrats! Sorry it’s a bit late

Special thanks to @nox-lee for the last minute beta! All mistakes are definitely my own!

Title: Lifestyles of the Weird and Sexy
Rating: Explicit
Ship: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Warnings/Tags: roommates, misunderstandings, secrets, recreational drug use, bottom!dean
Prompt: #1
Word count: 7032

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Summary: Dean’s roommate Castiel is a pretty weird dude. He’s also hot as hell and Dean might have a bit of a crush on him. 

The problem is Cas might be a witch. And finding out the truth isn’t as easy as Dean thought it would be.