wrench-wench:

Legal jargon has never been so entertaining. I started cracking up over the table of contents. Here are some of my favorite bits:

They’re savage straight from the intro

Like, the fact that Mr. Nutterbutter is even being referred to in official court documents is hilarious, but this conjecture makes it even better:

My hands down favorite part is this:

I did not put that photo comparison in there, the ACLU did. Also, even the footnotes are great.

Clearly, our ACLU donations are being well spent. The West Virginia chapter is all out of fucks to give.

If you’re wondering what all of this is about, here’s the segment that started it all:

ACLU Brief on Behalf of John Oliver