Hello lovely! For promo week, did I miss you talking about your fic series Sex Like It’s a Competition? If so can you link me? I adore that series

I have not talked about Sex Like It’s a Competition but, as today is WIP day, we can do that right now! 

At first, it was just supposed to a a fill for the destiel smut brigade bingo challenge last year. I’d not sure if the card still shows up in (Put You Money) Where Your Mouth Is and I honestly don’t remember what the squares were but I know I threw Cas’s tattoos in there for the bingo. It was one of the first smutty things I’ve ever written, just to see if I could actually do it, but I wound up liking the AU and decided to continue with it. 

At this point, it’s spiraled a bit into something that will eventually have something of a plot. It’s become something of a competition between the two of them, too, to see who can get the other off in completely inappropriate places. Which, is a little based on my own personal experiences… maybe. I have been known to be a bit of an exhibitionist but I’ve also wound up attracting public sex for some reason. I don’t know why it happens to me, but I’m like a magnet for it or something. One thing I want to figure out a way to include an incident that happened to me at walmart last year. I don’t know where these guys actually were (I suspect they were in the back where they stock the milk) but as I’m shopping for whatever I was shopping for I hear what sounds like really loud sex between two dudes. Like, one of these dudes was enjoying the hell out of himself. Everyone in the store just kinda… ignored it. Like, apparently this is a normal thing that happens at walmart? And then it stopped and it was like it never even happened. So I definitely want to include that in a fic because it’s so absurd. 

I have no idea how many fics there will be in the series, or where Cas and Dean will wind up boning next but I do know where I want it to end, and I’m thinking a threesome might be thrown in there somewhere. I’m always open to suggestions in terms of where they should do it next, though. 😉

Shut Your Mouth (I’ll Shut it For You) – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2,803
Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester
Summary:  Now that Dean and Cas are more friendly, Dean decides to ask Cas to hang out and catch a show at the planetarium. Cas has other ideas, but Dean’s not going to let him win their weird little sex game just yet.
Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Friends With Benefits, Fuckbuddies, Friends to Lovers, Semi-Public Sex, Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Public Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Public Hand Jobs, Dirty Talk, Punk Castiel, Bad Boy Dean Winchester, Alternate Universe – College/University

Part 3 of Sex Like It’s a Competition 

Tagging: @dragonpressgraphics @deadlykittenkay @dreamsfromthebunker @dmsilvisart @princessjimmynovak @maliciouslycreative @destielonfire @helianthus21 @braezenkitty

Shut Your Mouth (I’ll Shut it For You) – rw_eaden – Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]

rosemoonweaver:

After I finish this months bingo stuff, I really want to contiue sex like it’s a competition. So. Where should Dean and Cas have sex next?
A) The Museum of Natural History (Planetarium or Volcano Exhibit probably)
B) The Zoo
C) WalMart
D) The Impala

Dean and Cas are gonna fuck in the planetarium. 

rosemoonweaver:

After I finish this months bingo stuff, I really want to contiue sex like it’s a competition. So. Where should Dean and Cas have sex next?
A) The Museum of Natural History (Planetarium or Volcano Exhibit probably)
B) The Zoo
C) WalMart
D) The Impala

Oh, BTW for anyone who is interested but hasn’t read my series of competitive, semi-public and eventually public Dean/Cas smut series… here you go.
http://archiveofourown.org/series/522160

After I finish this months bingo stuff, I really want to contiue sex like it’s a competition. So. Where should Dean and Cas have sex next?
A) The Museum of Natural History (Planetarium or Volcano Exhibit probably)
B) The Zoo
C) WalMart
D) The Impala