seccasaurus:

mnemehoshiko:

historymiss:

I like to imagine Kylo has a bunch of useless scoundrel-y type skills that he pretends he doesn’t have, like he’s actually a really good shot and great at picking locks and occasionally when the First Order raids smuggling vessels for supplies he’ll do a personal sweep of the vehicle, sigh heavily and bang on a certain interior panel so the *really* good stuff will fall out.

#thanks DAD

#he’s godawful at strategy games he had to stop playing space chess with hux bc he lost every single time#but when they switched to cards instead he took hux for all he was worth and then some#(mostly because if you have lando calrissian and han solo teaching you how to play cards the overriding strategy is#“cheat like hell and don’t get caught”) (@notbecauseofvictories)