schmerzerling:

rosemoonweaver:

mayalaen:

wellcometothedarkside:

mew-the-insane:

Hey I got one, I call it “tiny dick” or “baby dick” =)) Trust me, you’ll never know how cute it is 

I’ve got a few too!😍

THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!

It’s got a buttcrack. Why does the tiny dick have a buttcrack?

WHAT’S THAT

HEARD Y’ALL WAS TALKIN BOUT DINGDINGS

WHY HAVEN’T YOU MENTIONED THEIR TINY SUCTION CUP ASSES ADHERE TO SURFACES

WHY HAVEN’T YOU MENTIONED HOW INTENSELY THEY JIGGLE

dingdings are truly a blessing from above and you can obtain this infinite happiness for only 99 cents with free shipping amen

mayalaen:

rosemoonweaver:

mayalaen:

wellcometothedarkside:

mew-the-insane:

Hey I got one, I call it “tiny dick” or “baby dick” =)) Trust me, you’ll never know how cute it is 

I’ve got a few too!😍

THESE ARE SO CUTE!!!!

It’s got a buttcrack. Why does the tiny dick have a buttcrack?