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Written for @biggobingobango

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15838482

Square(s) Filled: gay hipster emotions

Fandom(s): Young Justice (cartoon)

Ship: Dick Grayson/Kaldur’ahm

Rating: G

Major Tags: Canon Compliant, Coffee Shops, Hipsters, Getting Together, Undercover, Fluff, Humor

Summary:
Dick’s undercover in some hipster coffee shop and Tim’s starting to get
worried. Nothing good can come from this because Dick’s the kind of guy
that might unironically start liking hipster things. That’s the last
thing they need. Good thing Kaldur’s ready to intervene. Or at least
check it out.

Word Count: 1130

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“Hey, Kaldur, hi.” Tim sat down
on the coffee table in front of Kaldur and gave him a wide fake
smile. It put Kaldur on edge.

“Robin-”

“Tim” Tim interrupted. “Tim’s
fine. I think we’re beyond formalities like that.”

Kaldur eyed Tim suspiciously. “I
suppose.” The two sat awkwardly staring at each other until Kaldur
broke the silence with a sigh. “What is it you need, Tim?”

“Oh! Right!” Tim shifted
nervously. “I need a favour.”

Kaldur raised an eyebrow.

“Well, ok, Dick needs a favour.”

Kaldur’s other eyebrow raised to
match the first one.

“He needs an intervention.”

“And you think I’m the one that
needs to give him this intervention?” Kaldur asked skeptically.

“Well you are his…” Tim made a
face and shrugged. “I actually have no idea what you two call it.
But the point is he went undercover and he’s in too deep. Someone
needs to snap him out before it’s too late. I’d try but B has
forebode me to intervene and yah I don’t want to be benched until
I’m 30.”

“That does sound concerning.”
Kaldur frowned. “What do you need me to do?”

“Well, what do you know about
hipsters?”

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