benny would ruin your twinky ass, dean
will snorting coffee through my nose affect my health?
Tag: denny
đ« + anyone you want but if you need choices, im always partial to destiel, dcj or dean/benny (or dean/cas/benny)
There ainât language for the things Iâve seenÂ
And the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams
The truth is stranger than all my dreams
Holy darkness got a hold on me
– Lord Huron – Meet Me in the WoodsÂ
Thereâs a cabin in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It used to belong to Rufus Turner, then Bobby, and now itâs Deanâs. Not officially, of course, but Dean seriously doubts anyone is going to challenge him on the property rights, not when the guy who owned it before Rufus turned into the chew toy for a pack of werewolves. For all intents and purposes, itâs Deanâs, and itâs served as his little safe haven for when things get too messy and he just needs some time to his damn self.Â
The first thing Dean does when he walks in is kick off his boots and drop his duffel. In years past, heâd have to sweep the house first, checking the demon traps and scaring off the raccoons that decided to make it a home when he wouldnât. Now, however, he gets to pretend that itâs something that it really isnât – that itâs a home.Â
âWish I knew you were headed in, chief,â Bennyâs voice rumbles out from the kitchen, âIâdâa made you a pie.âÂ
Dean snorts. âWe both know you wouldâve just bought one,â he calls back as he hooks his jacket behind the door.Â
âCan you blame me? You never tried that fancy lattice work. Pain in the ass pastry is what it is,â Benny says.Â
Dean sneaks into the kitchen on socked feet. He tries to be quiet, and Benny tries to pretend he doesnât know exactly where Dean is as he keeps his eyes on the stove, stirring away at the pot. Itâs almost like a game, a watered-down version of who they really are. At the end of the day, Deanâs still a hunter and Bennyâs still a vampire, no matter how theyâve skewed that relationship from what most of their respective kinds would consider acceptable.Â
Benny lets him wind this time, with Dean coming up behind and wrapping his arms around Bennyâs middle, burrowing his nose in the crook of his neck. Benny chuckles. âRough couple of months I take it?âÂ
Dean grunts, nuzzling closer. He smells like the forest and paprika and whatever other warm, earthy spices perfume the air around them. He smells like the closest thing to home Deanâs known in his whole adult life.Â
âI missed you,â Dean says, planting a kiss to Bennyâs shoulder.Â
He catches the soft look in Bennyâs eyes. Itâs one heâs seen so many times before. You donât actually have to leave, it says. You could stay forever, it says. Iâd spend the rest of your life waiting on your sorry ass and Iâd only mildly complain about it, it says. It kills Dean every time.Â
He buries his face in the thick flannel of Bennyâs shirt. One of these days heâs going to give in. If he lives that long. One of these days heâll give up on hunting down evil and spend the rest of his life complaining about the arthritis in his knees and the price of laundry soap with his un-dead pseudo-husband.Â
The friends he has left will understand. Everyone else will think heâs gone crazy. Hell, maybe he has. But after years of seeing the shit heâs seen, doing the shit heâs done; after years of that crap dancing behind his eyelids when he falls asleep, he deserves a little silver lining. Itâs nuts, but who the hell ever said Dean Winchester was the paragon of normal, rational choices?Â
Yeah, heâd break down and say to hell with it. One of these days.Â
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Fairy Godmothers Arenât Real
Written for @rosemoonweaver Fic-o-Ween Writing Prompt Challenge (where i signed up through my main blog @dragonpressgraphics )Â
Prompt #5 : All their life Character A hoped for a someone to take them away from their crappy life. They always hoped for a hero or maybe even a fairy godmother. Yeah! A fairy godmother would be great! That was until they actually got oneâŠ
Posted on AO3
Supernatural, Denny (Dean Winchester/Benny Lafitte) pre relationship
TAGS: Fairy Godmothers, John Winchesterâs A+ Parenting, Dean and Sam have a craptastic life, Angst, Happy Ending, john hits dean
Word Count 2989
Summary Deanâs mom always told him that Angels were watching over him. The way his lifeâs been going, heâs stopped believing that a looooong time ago. But it doesnât stop him from wishing that Angels or Fairy Godmothers or something similar really existed and could solve his problems with the swish of a magic wand or the snap of their fingers.But wishing doesnât make it true.
So why is there a Fairy Godmother standing in front of him?
Excerpt:
Dean hated living at home.
They never had enough money for things they wanted to do,
much less food. The house was falling apart (Dad had never had much motivation
for anything after Mom had died. At least, not for anything worthwhile, like
being a Dad or even a responsible adult), and Dean wasnât even allowed to have
friends over because while Dad couldnât be bothered enough to keep the place â
well, if not in better repair, at least tidy
â he was too ashamed to let anyone see how far theyâd fallen.Neither Sam nor he ever knew if theyâd have electricity or
heat and oh, thatâs right, Dad drank.Dean supposed it could be much, much worse.
That was cold comfort when he was sporting another bruise on
his cheek because of Dad. To get things straight, Sam and Deanâs father didnât abuse them. No! He didnât go out of his
way to hit his sons, or do real damage to them. He never even laid a hand on
Sam at all. Dean justâŠhadnâtâŠgotten out of the way fast enough when theyâd been
arguing. That was it. No big deal. Dean could take it.And if Dean fervently wished that angels or fairy godmothers
or just something were real so they
could magically make this shit life of his better, nobody had to know.âBoy, what is that purple thing on your face?â Bobby nearly
growled at Dean when Dean showed up at the shop that day. He worked three jobs
with the hope that he could make enough money to move him and Sam outta their
house and away from Dad.âNothinâ, Bobby. Just tripped, is all,â Dean countered.
âWhattya got for me today?ââContinental, bay 2,â Bobby grunted, staring at Dean
suspiciously. Dean just gave him a wide old grin and got to work. And when, 5
hours later â because Bobby didnât have enough work to keep him on the schedule
full time (gotta love big chain shops, squeezinâ out the little people) â Dean
clocked out, it was time to head out to Bennyâs Gumbo Shack where he got a
similar reception.âCher, why is it every time I see you, your sporting another
shiner?â Benny leaned over the counter, the dull grey dishrag paused on the old
wood countertop.âJust clumsy, I guess,â Dean muttered, ducking around the
counter and into the back, shucking off his thin jacket â inadequate against
the autumn cold â and hanging it up, snagging his apron.Dean didnât think Benny bought it, if that squinty eyed,
thoughtful look was any indication. But if Benny didnât bring it up, Dean was
gonna operate as if he had. And if Dean daydreamed about big burly men with close-cropped
beards and light blue eyes while he worked â well, who could blame him with
that fine, distracting man that he liked to call a friend so often in his view?Tagging:
@jdragon122Â @dmsilvisart @destielonfire @trisscar368 @emani-writes @rosemoonweaver @madamelibrarian @casanddeanwinchester @deadlyangelkay @formidablepassion
Scenic Route
Rating: ExplicitÂ
Word Count: 2818
Summary: Back from Purgatory, Benny is struggling to keep his bloodlust in check. Dean has the idea to put him in a cock cage and keep the key⊠Benny hates every second of it but has to grudgingly admit that it helps.
And they both enjoy that, when they meet and Dean releases him for a night, Benny gets to take his pent-up frustration out on his friend with some brutally rough sex.
Note: This one-shot was written for a prompt on the SPN Kink Meme. Itâs also a gift for @@rosemoonweaver in particular, who recently (sorta) had a birthday. I cheated a bit and gifted it to @mayalaen as well because she gave me some damn good ideas for this one-shot. And thanks to @wearingdeantoprom for being my cheerleader!Â
In real life, a second key should have been put in a place Benny could have reached in an emergency. I chose not to go this route for two reasons 1) the prompt didnât ask for that and 2) Bennyâs a vampire. I assume vampires can handle BDSM scenes that a human couldnât.
Fic Tags: cock cage, rough sex, blood drinking, tree sex, semi-public sex, canon divergence, Benny lives, bottom!Dean, bossy!Dean.Â
Tagging: @wanderingcas @purgatoan @justanothersaltandburn @dreamsfromthebunker @bendoverandbiteyourgag @intotheruins
[Apologies to anyone I may have missed! Please feel free to drop me a note if youâd like to be tagged in denny fics in the future – or any other ship for that matter.]
âIâm strugglinâ, brother,â Benny says as soon as Dean answers the phone.
While old-Dean might feel more keen to chop Bennyâs head clean off new-Dean wants to keep his friend safe so the admission knocks the air straight out of him. Bennyâs nothing like the monsters heâs fought over his years as a hunter. The vampire taught him that not every supernatural creature needs to be eliminated.
He taught Dean that some monsters are more human than humans.
âHang in there, Benny. If youâre saying what I think youâre sayingâŠâ Dean shakes his head even though Benny canât see him. âWeâll figure it out. Donât do anything I wouldnât do.â
Benny laughs but thereâs no humor in it. âSure.â
âIâm serious!â
The line is quiet for a moment. âI hate to ask but – can we meet? Itâs real bad over here.â
Deanâs quick to grab an overnight bag, thankful Samâs out for a run. Heâll be long gone before Sam returns and does something ridiculous like attempt to come with him. Itâs not that he doesnât trust Sam to be polite. Itâs that Dean knows deep down his brother is still trying to come to terms with the fact that Benny is a part of the team. His feelings would be clearly written on his face. No one needs the extra stress that would cause – not Sam, not Dean, and certainly not Benny.
âAbsolutely. Tell me where youâre at.â
here for hyphenating esp when i get complimentary dad!fluff đđ
Oh my god! You just had to mention the dad fluff! Because I am awful, letâs talk about dads Dean and Benny, yes?Â
- Dean and Benny adopt three girls. Isabella (Bella) and her sister, Marie, were a package deal. They were orphaned in a tragic accident and Bella would not leave her baby sisterâs side for anything. The adoption center considered separating them because Bella got into lots of conflicts with their foster parents and caused both girls a few adoptions but Dean wasnât having any of that. If anyone understood that you canât just trust strangers with your baby siblings it was him. After months of working at it, Bella did finally trust her foster dads and shortly after she no longer had foster dads, but forever dads. The baby, Joy, was adopted right after she was born.
- Itâs hard to tell whoâs wrapped around the three little girlâs fingers more. Benny is a teddy bear and will always give into âJust one more story, Papa! Pleaseâ Dean tries to be the more reasonable parent but when the girls are in the kitchen baking with him he always lets them lick the beaters. (He even has to get out a spoon and dip it in the batter when Joy gets older, because itâs not fair she doesnât get any cookie dough when the other two do.)Â
- Benny and Dean are super involved PTA dads and no one can tell me otherwise.
- Dean and Benny may be subltely competative when it comes to who gives better boo-boo kisses. The kids wonât declare a winner.
- Once, Bella got in trouble because she punched an older boy on the playground (gave him a bloody nose and everything). Dean had to scold her because Benny was laughing too hard. Dean explained that itâs not okay to hit, no matter how mean and stupid the boy was being and that she should always get and adult, but he also complimented her on her right hook.Â
- Paperwork is always a pain in the ass because having a hyphenated last name is, apparently, something school systems are not equipped to handle. And no, you cannot just call the girls Miss Winchester or Miss Lafitte because they will correct you in that condescending way only a ten-year-old girl can.Â
- Dean and Benny also have a dog named Bisou. Heâs a retriever-german sheppard mix but he thinks heâs a lap dog. Dean was worried heâd flatten the kids, but they donât mind. They just push the dog off until he decides itâs time for kisses. (He lives up to his name in that respect.)
- Benny is better at braiding hair. Dean is better at sitting for makeovers. Benny has pictures, which he cannot release on threat of divorce.Â
- How about piggy-back races, because those are definitely at things that happens.Â
- As the girls get older theyâre subjected to twice the amount of dad jokes as their peers. Not because Benny makes a lot of dad jokes, but because Dean makes twice as many as the average dad.Â
- Dean and Benny swore when they started thining about kids that they didnât want to be the kind of dad who threatened their daughterâs boyfriends (if their daughters liked boys at all). The problem was, of course, that when Marie brought her first boyfriend over, Dean had been in the middle of making a cherry pie so he greeted the poor guy with a red-stained apron and the knife he was using to cut crust still in hand. And of course Benny had been out fishing so he came in with fish guts on his shoes and a flay knife in hand. Their reputation as scary threatening dads is totally undeserved, but it stuck.Â
- Who cries when they little girls go to prom and later when they graduate? Both of them.Â
I don’t know for certain, but… for Dean/Benny?
(These are all canon verse for some reason. IDK. But weâre gonna pretend Benny isnât dead.)Â
I donât know for certain, but I just know
- Bennyâs only pet names for Dean are chief or cher. He does not call Dean babe or honey. Dean uses babe.Â
- They absolutely fucked in Purgatory. At least five, maybe six times. The first time was after a fight with a group of werewolves and Benny threw Dean against a tree for being too reckless and nearly getting himself killed. Riled up, Dean threw his hips forward, trying to get away from the tree. But because he was riled up⊠well⊠things happened. After particularly bad days, Dean always initiated their interactions. He always started out rough but eased up the closer they got to the finish line.Â
- They didnât kiss until after Purgatory.
- Dean held Benny in the car after that whole Andrea mess. It wasnât quite cuddling but it was more than hugging. Advanced hugging, maybe.Â
- Dean made at least a dozen stupid comments about sexy swashbuckling vampirates.Â
- Benny pretended he wasnât amused.Â
- Dean definitely made a comment about Benny being after booty. Benny didnât actually think it was that funny but Dean was laughing so he smiled.Â
- Dean would text Benny late at night when Dean was on the road, asking if he was still awake. (Of course, he was.) Theyâd have two-hour text conversations. Benny used proper punctuation and grammar. He still does and it only bugs Dean when he spells out words like âtomorrowâ because thatâs a waste of letters.
- Dean loves Bennyâs chest hair.
- Dean told Benny about his brief stint as a vampire. Benny commended him on his resolve in not feeding.Â
- Benny refuses to bite Dean during sex, even without his fangs. Thatâs a damn shame because Dean loves getting bitten.Â
- Benny was the first guy Dean had sex with post-Hell.Â
- They donât do a lot of pillow talk, but when they do itâs always the deep stuff.Â
- They subtly compete to see whoâs the better cook. Deanâs got burgers and steak down but Bennyâs much better at pastry (and, even to Deanâs partial dismay but mostly delight, pie).
- It doesnât matter what position theyâre in or what kind of sex theyâre having, Dean just wants Benny surrounding him. He likes to be caged in by Bennyâs arms or have Bennyâs arms and legs wrapped around him. It makes him feel secure.Â
- Theyâre not really a PDA couple.
I donât know it for certain, I just know itâs true.Â
@casbakespie replied to your post âdean/benny :)â
UHM I NEED THAT WEREWOLF DEAN FIC RN
Funny story if I hadn’t dropped out of the canon big bang I was going to do something very similar to this.Â
The vamp cure didnât work and Dean was stuck as a vampire. Sam and Cas went to purgatory and Dean was alone for a year, nearly starving. When Sam came back with Benny he helped Dean adjust and be more human. Endgame was Dean/Benny, Sam/Cas
dean/benny :)
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whoâs the werewolf and whoâs the hunter:
Letâs go with Dean as a nearly starving werewolf whoâs been separated from his pack and Benny as a hunter (but still vampire) who calms Dean down and keeps him from going feral.Â
whoâs the mermaid and whoâs the fisherman:
Be still my heart! Mermaid!Dean and fisherman!Benny. Sorry, I donât make the rules.Â
whoâs the witch and whoâs the familiar:
Witch!Dean and Familiar!Benny. (Heâs a massive Saint Bernard)Â
whoâs the barista and whoâs the coffee addict:Â
Deanâs a coffee addict. Benny owns the resturant Dean likes to get his coffee from. And his pastry. And sometimes lunch.Â
whoâs the professor and whoâs the TA:
Professor Benny teaches history. Some of them are very odd, but Deanâs his TA so heâs learned a lot about pirates and can kinda speak a little Gaelic now.Â
whoâs the knight and whoâs the prince(ss):
Come on. Deanâs always the prince. Benny is his loyal knight who would follow him to the end of the earth.Â
whoâs the teacher and whoâs the single parent:
Bennyâs a single dad just trying to provide a good life fo his little girl. Deanâs her teacher and she thinks they would be really good boyfriends. (Bennyâs kid has probably seen one too many romantic comedies.)
whoâs the writer and whoâs the editor:
Dean writes. Benny tears his hair out edits. (Dean, you donât need to write twelve pages of dialogue.)Â

