Made up fic title: “100% organic”

I have two for this one. 

One is a crack fic in which Dean is cursed by a witch and has to eat 100% organic foods from then on out. He complains the whole time. Sam thinks it’s hilarious. 

The second is a Dean/Benny AU. Benny comes home from the war to find his wife has left him and his home has burnt down. As a last resort, he agrees to work as a farmhand on the Winchester farm. It’s all well and good until he meets Dean, the oldest Winchester boy, who is home for the summer. He tries to keep his infatuation, and later desire for the Winchester boy under wraps, lest he endure the wrath of Dean’s overprotective father and lose the last prospect he has.  

Send me a title, I’ll tell you what I’d write!