crazychickmia:
rosemoonweaver:
@omgbubblesomg replied to your post “@omgbubblesomg replied to your post:
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Yes and u never have to tell anyone. Every single aussie will just flat out agree with whatever the last aussie said. “Yes you have to speak with an aussie accent or the drop bears will get you. Also dont forget to put vegemite behind your ears.”
Omg. Now that’s so solidarity I can get behind.
Abso-fucking-lutely!
I was working at a horse stables. There were 2 other Aussies, a Canadian and a city Kiwi (as opposed to a rural one who might have caught onto our bullshit).
The Canadian and Kiwi were enjoying the sunny weather outside when one of them said ‘omg did you see the size of that fly’. I said, with fear in my voice, ‘it wasn’t a march fly was it?’
Of course they ask what is that, and without missing a beat the other Aussie’s back me up. March flies are big, and they do hurt when they bite -they can draw blood- but listening to us talk you’d imagine it was life or death.
They stopped sunbathing and came inside 😂
To be fair, we’d already had some spider issues (including a red back in the shower) and snake trauma (no actual snake, but it’s a long story haha).
You Australians are the definition of Chaotic Neutral and it concerns me. Lol.