I have read fics with notps before. More than once. Interesting summaries can totally make me say “today Satan.” So I get that. Damn all these talented writers making it hard to say no 😉

Hahahahaha! I know! Aren’t these talented writers just the worst? Getting me to read things I wouldn’t usually read. *shakes fist at sky*
If my history is anything to go by I’ll wind up reading it one of these days. If nothing else the curiosity will get to me and I’ll have to at the very least peek.

crazychickmia:

rosemoonweaver:

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Yes and u never have to tell anyone. Every single aussie will just flat out agree with whatever the last aussie said. “Yes you have to speak with an aussie accent or the drop bears will get you. Also dont forget to put vegemite behind your ears.”

Omg. Now that’s so solidarity I can get behind. 

Abso-fucking-lutely!

I was working at a horse stables. There were 2 other Aussies, a Canadian and a city Kiwi (as opposed to a rural one who might have caught onto our bullshit).

The Canadian and Kiwi were enjoying the sunny weather outside when one of them said ‘omg did you see the size of that fly’. I said, with fear in my voice, ‘it wasn’t a march fly was it?’

Of course they ask what is that, and without missing a beat the other Aussie’s back me up. March flies are big, and they do hurt when they bite -they can draw blood- but listening to us talk you’d imagine it was life or death.

They stopped sunbathing and came inside 😂

To be fair, we’d already had some spider issues (including a red back in the shower) and snake trauma (no actual snake, but it’s a long story haha).

You Australians are the definition of Chaotic Neutral and it concerns me. Lol.

I once saw a dude eat half a jar of vegemite coz an aussie told him he had to smell australian or the drop bears would get him. There were half a dozen aussies there and to a man we all agreed with this when questioned.

Oh my god! That’s really fucking funny. Like, is it just a national code that you *have* to screw with people? Like, is it part of the treaty for the Emu war? Y’all can stay on the island but you are required to mess with foreigners? B/c I’d believe that one.