I see people posting videos of clown-mime and clown-jester hybrids and cooing about how “pretty” and “cool” they are, but this is NOT HEALTHY OR SAFE CLOWN HUSBANDRY! In fact, it’s downright dangerous for both you and your clown!
Clowns, Mimes and Jesters may be related, yes, but their genetics are quite different and mixing their genes together have an adverse effect on your clown when they come at odds with one another, causing a host of genetic health problems like giganticism, heart problems, higher rates of cancer, organ failure, bone degradation and neurological defects.
They’re also more aggressive, territorial, unfriendly and destructive than non clown hybrids. You’re super cool clown x mime hybrid is gonna more satisfied with attacking you than making invisible balloon animals.
Not to mention the process of making a clown hybrid in the first place, considering that Clowns, Mimes and Jesters are natural enemies of each other! Your clowns/mimes/jesters are more likely to maul each other than fuck each other!
People only breed clown hybrids because they are seen as “cool” and “exotic” and cost a lot of money, they’re a status symbol with unique patterns, and the clowns suffer for it.
If you still have your heart set on a clown-hybrid, there are actually some breeds out there, like the Venetian Diamondcheek Juggler and the Parish Mockfool, that are bred specifically for their mime and jesteresque markings and are perfectly healthy, perfectly happy clowns.
that scene specifically the worst. Even though i look at it now and it seems really fuckin stupid
This dude scared the shit out of me and traumatized me as a little kid. It came out before I was born but watching it in the 80′s was a big NO. I didn’t listen.I mean which kid actually listens when it comes to cool Halloween movies? Uh, none. Ha ha
This guy still scares me sometimes when thinking of him when I’m in a dark place all by myself.
It’s funny too cos it’s William Shatner’s face so maybe Bill scares me? Ha ha Nah. William Shatner is awesome.
THIS SHIT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME AS A KID! ITS NOT NORMAL FOR A MAN TO HAVE A GREEN FACE!
I love that on this list there’s SO MANY scary movies, but it was Wizard of Oz that traumatized me the most, and I noticed somebody up there used Dumbo, which yeah, that was traumatic for me too along with Bambi.
Horror movies? Nope, those I always loved 😀
For months after seeing Ghostbusters I would jump to my bed from like 5 feet away because I was terrified this thing was underneath it. Sill can’t look at Zuul even now!
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