oh… my god. castiel is the chuck norris of the supernatural universe.
just, like. imagine. when he gets resurrected this time, walking out of the empty, he apotheosizes himself into a literal living legend. angels demons and creatures alike are going to turn him into both the world’s most terrifying horror story and also a MEME.
Castiel beat the sun in a staring contest.
Castiel doesn’t worry about high gas prices. The Impala runs on fear.
Castiel can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Castiel counted to infinity. Twice.
Castiel makes onions cry.
Castiel doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Castiel can kill two stones with one bird.
There once was a street called Castiel, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Castiel and lives.
Do you know how many times I had to stop myself from using a German turn of phrase while speaking English or French?
I wish that sometimes Cas would use these really weird similes and metaphors that are a direct translation from enochian, so it’s Dean and Sam who have to ask for clarification to understand what he means.
In other words, I wanna see more scenes like “assbut” and “you speak with the mouth of a goat”.
On a somewhat similar note, there’s no spn fanfic trope I love more than “Cas swears like a sailor in enochian”.
Cas isn’t just a different species, he’s from a different culture and I wanna see more evidence of that!
He’s also ancient, older than humanity at the very least. Even if he speaks English fluently, he’s bound to have picked up some phrases that went out of use millennia ago.
I know those didn’t go out of use milenia ago, only a few centuries, but this really reminded me of this victorian slang post that crossed my dash a while ago.
Just imagine Cas at the dinnertable with the brothers:
Cas: I realise that you used to believe that I was really banging up the elephant …
Sam and Dean in unison: that you what???
Cas *hesitates*: Do you not know that expression? I heard it in London a while ago … Oh! Is it one of those regional expresion? I can never quite tell which ones are universal and which aren’t.
Sam: Cas, when did you pick up that expressin?
Cas: It must have been at some point during the 1800s, why?
Dean: then it’s not a regional thing, it’s a fucking century thing!
Cas *grumpily*: well, it’s not my fault that you humans don’t know what the word consistency means
Dean used to make fun of Cas for it until he realized Claire does the same thing to him with memes and stuff…
“I am NOT old like Cas. I’m not even forty!!”
“Yeah, so…you’re ancient. Just accept it, old man.”
Freedom is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it
Castiel
This is by far my favorite, most relatable quote from Castiel.
for @ltleflrt – the Castiel Nose Boop. Now technically, it’s such a closeup, that I guess it could really be anyone, but…it was meant to be Cas…
Anyway, added just a hint of color to this as multiple transparency layers. most of the shading was already done with the pencil so it didn’t need too much more, really.
And for anyone who was interested – an animated WIP. 😀
Note – picture is barely bigger than my hand and my hands are SMALL…I used a #2 pencil for the first layer, than added some dark shades with a 5B. i used a paper towel for blending and a kneaded erasor for blinding and highlights.
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