cable: wade?
wade: vanessa used to call me that š¦
cable: because itās your fucking name.
This is the most in-character thing I have ever read
Tag: cablepool
It always comes back to this. For two people who say they donāt need each other, both of us keep doing a lot of stupid things to try and stay together ( cable & deadpool #35 ).
cable: iām going to take you out.
deadpool: alright, itās a date!
cable: i meant that as a threat.
Days ago, Iād read some random post about āDeadpoolās Metal Husbandā andā¦.
This video was the only thing in my head.Somewhat bonus below.Ā
Deadpool : This date is boring.
Cable : This is not a date. I said i was going to the store.
Deadpool : Then why did you invite me ?
Cable : I specifically said ādonāt come with meā and you said āFuck you, I do whatever the fuck I wantā and followed me here.
Cable, recalibrating his arm : sorry Iām late, I was busy doingā¦things.
Deadpool next to him, breathless : He pushed me down the stairs !!
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