Omg! Jimmy/Cas :D

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter
They’re both hunters, but Cas was bitten by a werewolf and is trying desperately to keep it a secret from Jimmy. 
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman
Jimmy is the mermaid who is fascinated with humans and likes to play tricks on Cas by tugging his lines and putting random objects in his lobster traps. 
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar
Cas is the witch, Jimmy is his rabbit familiar. 
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict
Jimmy’s the coffee addict and Cas is the barista at a late night coffee shop that’s also a front for some kind of illegal activity Jimmy, a cop, is investigating. Neither know the other is someone they should be aware of. 
who’s the professor and who’s the TA
Cas is the professor, Jimmy is the TA who has no idea what he actually wants to do with his life but school is easier than trying to find a job. 
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)
Castiel is a prince who’s also an accomplished knight and Jimmy is the crown prince of the fairy people who live in the forests of Castiel’s land. They meet when Castiel is hunting and Jimmy refuses to let him kill on of the deer that live in the forest. 
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent
Cas is the teacher, Jimmy is a newly divorced dad who’s had to move back in with his brother. 
who’s the writer and who’s the editor
Jimmy is the surprisingly focused and helpful editor of Cas’s raunchy erotica. 

Thanks!

Send me a ship, I’ll let you who I’d cast in an AU! 

For the ship thing – sastiel and reylo

Sastiel 

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter
Sam’s the werewolf and Cas is the hunter. Cas is investigating the string of  “animal attacks” in a small town in Northern California where Sam works at Bobby’s shop three days a week. The twist is that everyone in the town knows Sam’s a werewolf and he’s not the thing attacking people. 
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman
Cas is the mermaid, Sam is the fisherman who winds up on a deserted island, mysteriously safe from a shipwreck.
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar
Sam is the witch and Cas is his blue bird familiar.
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict|
Sam’s the barista and Cas is the cute coffee addict who’s only barely half-awake when he comes in and his no idea Sam’s even interested. 
who’s the professor and who’s the TA
They’re both professors. Sam is the History professor and Cas is the Religious Studies professor. They’re working together on a paper on the history of magic and it’s intersection with religion. 
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)
Cas is the knight, Sam’s the prince. 
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent
Both are a single parent and teacher. His daughter is in the same class as Sam’s son. They don’t even meet until Jack and Claire both get in trouble for fighting (not against each other, they were fighting together) and they have to stay after work to sort it out. 
who’s the writer and who’s the editor
Cas is a frazzled writer and Sam really wants him to take a freaking break every once in a while because he’s driving Sam nuts. 

Reylo

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter
Rey is a hunter trying to both track down and kill the werewolf Kylo Ren and figure out how to get the attention of Ben Solo, the shy hermit who lives on his family’s farm on the village outskirts. 
who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman
Rey is the mermaid and Ben’s the fisherman who accidentally caught her in his net. 
who’s the witch and who’s the familiar
Rey’s a witch who doesn’t know it get and Ben’s her familiar who wishes she’d just stop trying to throw things at him because yes, he realizes he’s randomly naked in her house but he’s trying to explain that he was that dog waiting for her outside her apartment and she’s got a lot of untapped power. 
who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict
Rey is the barista and Ben’s the guy who really doesn’t like half the fancy coffee drinks she suggests but she suggested them so of course he’s gonna try it. 
who’s the professor and who’s the TA
(God I’m a cliche) Ben’s the professor, Rey’s the TA. 
who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)
Rey is the white knight, ready to storm the castle and save Prince Ben from the evil dragon keeping him hostage. 
who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent
Rey’s a single mom of twin girls and Ben is their teacher who’s great with kids but awkward as hell with adults. 
who’s the writer and who’s the editor
Ben’s a writer who thinks most of what he writes is crap and Rey’s his editor who helps him but down on the flowery language. 

Thanks! 

Send me a ship, I’ll tell you who I’d cast in different AUs!

Intimidation Meme

scotchymemes:

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 – YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING.
😀 – I’m not afraid of reaching out to you.
😃 – To me, you are easy to approach.
😊 – I think you are a really friendly person.
😶 – I’m not sure if I can reach out to you.
😐 – You seem a little distant from others.
😓 – I feel like you would not really like me.
😲 – I’m afraid of reaching out to you.
😟 – I wish I had the courage to start talking to you.
😥 – I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool.
😫 – I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork.
😧 – Senpai, notice me????
😦 – I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you.
😨 – You intimidate me….a whole damn lot.
😭 – I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to.
😱 – I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes.
💀 – OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

Raven pumpkin an a black cat

raven: favorite fairytale?


Beauty and the Beast! Absolutely my favorite fairy tale for ever and ever. 

pumpkin: do you believe in ghosts?


Of course. I know I mentioned that I believe in reincarnation, which I do, but I’m also inclined to believe that somethings people get stuck for lack of a better word. Sometimes people just aren’t ready to go yet. Or they’re in between lifetimes and they’re just kinda hanging out in the spirit world, giving advice, listening, guiding, doing whatever. I don’t really believe the dead stop interacting with the living just because they’re dead. 

black cat: favorite urban legend?


I don’t know if this one counts really, but I’m gonna say La Llorona. When I was a kid we were told never (and I mean never) set foot in a ditch because she’d come and get you and take you away because she was always looking for her children. This was all made a lot scarier because my elementary school was right next to an arroyo and you had to walk over a bridge to get to school every day. No one just cut through it because we were that certain she was real. 

Thanks! 
Halloween Asks!

Full moon, skeleton, magic

full moon: do you believe in reincarnation?


Yup! That’s what I think happens when we die. We just kinda move on to the next one. I’m also a pretty big believer that people who were close in one life try to find each other in the next. 

skeleton: what is your biggest fear?


Sharks probably. I’m terrified of sharks. Or being abandoned. Don’t like that one either. 

magic: have you had any near-death experiences?

If I have I don’t remember it. I nearly choked to death as an infant (on a penny from a jar that I knocked over. Mom got all of them up and out of my grubby little hands except for one). So if I had a near-death experience then I don’t remember it.

Thanks! 
Halloween asks! 

HALLOWEEN ASKS 🎃

mrsmancuspia:

grlie-girl:

thepumpkin-queenn:

ghost: have you ever seen a psychic?
witch: do you believe in heaven?
black cat: favorite urban legend?
bats: are you superstitious?
coffin: have you ever had a paranormal experience?
cauldron: strangest dream (or nightmare) you’ve had?
wizard: do you believe in aliens?
enchanted: what fictional character scares you most?
haunt: do you believe in haunted objects?
spells: do you believe in magic?
graveyard: do you believe any conspiracy theories? if so, which ones?
potion: favorite horror movie?
full moon: do you believe in reincarnation?
vampire: are you afraid of death?
pumpkin: do you believe in ghosts?
midnight: last horror move that you’ve watched?
skeleton: what is your biggest fear?
crystal ball: when is a time you got caught?
magic: have you had any near-death experiences?
raven: favorite fairytale?
ouija: have you ever played with a ouija board?
fangs: favorite poem?

Halloween rules!!!!

Kermit/Miss Piggy

Kermit/Miss Piggy is totes evul because….

  • Piggy verbally harasses Kermit like all the time. Nothing he ever does is good enough for her. She’s terrible. 
  • He broke up with her so obviously there’s no hope of saving that relationship. Don’t ship muppets who’ve broken up!
  • Does Miss Piggy even have a name? Why does she go by Miss when she and Kermit have been together for how many years? Is she afraid of commitment!?
  • Their color schemes don’t go together. 
  • Piggy wants to hog all of Kermit’s attention and that’s not healthy at all. 

Eeeevul rating: Green Eggs and Ham/10

Send me a ship and I’ll be facetious about why it’s totes evul!