Gabriel: Cool spear
Michael: It’s a lance
Gabriel: It looks like a spear
Michael: But it’s not, it’s the Lance of Michael
Raphael: Technically a lance is a spear used by a cavalry soldier and since you don’t ride a horse it should be called the Spear of Michael
Gabriel: Just admit you’re only calling it a lance because you think it sounds cooler
Michael: *storms out of heaven annoyed at his brothers*
Gabriel: You forgot your spear!