Since you mentioned liking Revenge of the Sith it got me thinking about how I’d rate the Star Wars films, so that’s what I decided to do.
In order from least favorite to favorite:
10. The Phantom Menace
Outside of Duel of the Fates I always forget what the hell happens in this movie. I don’t hate it, it just bores me. Kid Anakin is fine though and Jake Lloyd deserved better. (I have seen waaaaay worse kid actors. This little guy was fine, Star Wars fans are just assholes.)
9. Rogue One
Also kinda boring. After Scarif everything really picks up and I like the movie a whole hell of a lot but before that it just kinda drags for me. I don’t feel like I know any of the characters really well and that’s an issue for me. Jyn is closed off (for good reason) but I guess I wish I would’ve been able to get to know her as a character. There wasn’t really time for that, I know, but it would’ve helped. But it also has Tarkin in it, so I guess that’s a point in it’s favor.
8. Attack of the Clones
Attack of the Clones has some of my favorite Star Wars things (Across the Stars, Anakin’s slaughter of the Tuskin Raiders, Anakin being totally torn up about said slaughter, Count Dooku, ect) but it’s still a giant fucking mess. There’s a lot I love about it, but it’s just not super great.
7. Solo
Again, Solo is fine, but it’s not better than the others in my opinion. Alden Ehrenreich did well and I believe him as a young Han. I liked it but there are other ones I like more.
6. The Force Awakens
I like TFA but the issue I have with it is that it takes too damn long to get to the story, imo. Once we’re on Takondona I’m sold but up until then it kind of crawls. It’s an issue I have with TLJ, too, but it bugs me more in TFA because there’s less going on. It’s still got one of my favorite scenes, though, which is Han’s death.
5. A New Hope
I feel weird about not complaining about how long ANH takes to get started when I just did the same thing for TFA but it feels like it works better in ANH. I find young Luke really super charming and sincere so he’s a fun character to follow as the story goes on. It’s honestly just a charming movie.
4. The Empire Strikes Back
I like Empire a lot, just like 90% of all people who’ve seen it. There’s a lot to really love about it, imo. I think I like Lando the best, though, and I totally get why he did what he did. It’s not just the twist that solidifies this movie as a cultural landmark, imo, it’s just that it’s that good.
3. The Last Jedi
This one bounces back and forth between #3 and #1, honestly. I love the film despite some things I would change (it draaaaags in parts). I love that it finally addresses the failings of the old Jedi worldview, which has always been an issue for me ever since I saw the PT as a kid, I love Rose being smart and compassionate and angry (and all of these things compliment each other because they’re kept in balance and drive her character) and that she’s not *just* a love interest but also a great character. Seeing Rey more vulnerable really made her character click for me and I liked her a lot better after this film. I mean, I could go on but there’s a lot in it that just makes me very happy.
2. Revenge of the Sith
This movie. This freaking movie. Like, it’s not a secret that I love some tortured tragic characters but my heart really breaks for Anakin. He’s finally at his lowest, he screws it all up, and everyone has to pay the consequences. It’s so damn Greek. Outside of that, I love Palpatine finally revealing himself and playing everyone like a fiddle. I love the final goodbye between Anakin and Obi-Wan (pre-Vader) where they don’t know it’s goodbye but we do and it hurts. I love the fight on Mustafar (Anakin in black, Obi in white, circling each other like yin and yang in conflict). Maybe part of the reason I love it so much is because of The Clone Wars cartoons, because it really does show what kind of person Anakin was and what he could’ve been. It hurts. It hurts so good.
1. Return of the Jedi
In a weird twist this was actually the first Star Wars movie I ever saw so it gets nostalgia points. I’m still a little afraid of the Ewoks but what makes this movie for me is Luke and Vader. It just does. I love a good redemption story, and I love that Luke’s faith and hope that his father could still choose to do the right thing was rewarded, rather than being punished. This is Luke at his best, when he chooses not to meet violence with violence, but love. That’s just !!! And what other male character – what other male hero – employs a tactic like that? That’s incredibly unexpected and it’s one of my biggest pet peeves that instead of looking at Luke and seeing a character who chooses to lay his head on the chopping block to give someone else a choice he becomes this bad ass lightsaber swinging hero who pulls ships out of the sky. Luke’s power isn’t in destruction; it’s in renewal. (Also I feel like there’s a meta commentary on this very thing with Luke’s arc in The Last Jedi.)
Okay, so that was a bit of a rant but it’s important to be, I guess. Other things I love about RotJ are Leia strangling Jabba, Han being an idiot about Leia’s feelings, Lando leading the run on the Death Star, and Anakin’s funeral.
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