dingdongyouarewrong:

chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to??? 

that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever

eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

dragonpressgraphics:

Supernatural Chibi Team Free Will 2.0 Jack o Lantern 

I FINALLY FINISHED IT!

It’s still Halloween SOMEWHERE!

It’s kinda my tradition now and damned if I was going to miss it this year. This makes the 3rd year in a row and I think this may be my favorite yet (it’s certainly the most complicated one so far)

Kid looked at it while I was finishing the line-work today (i started this WEEKS ago) and said “Wow,  Dean’s gonna totally cover Jack in pumpkin guts…”

Yeah, well… last year Dean chased Cas around to cover him in pumpkin guts. It’s apparently a thing lol

I have no idea how I’m going to top this next year.

Okay where’s my tag list…

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Ten, thirteen, and twenty-six for the salt fandom ask?

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

Season 10. I thought season 10 was boring as hell tbh. Like, the demom!Dean thing was pathetically short, the MoC was… bland and there was barely any raising of stakes until the very end and the season end was so bleh. Did not like.

13. Unpopular opinion on XXX character?

Dean can be an asshole a lot of the time and that’s okay. Like, he’s my favorite character, but I definitely think he gets disproportionately angry about things sometimes and he’s no always right. I like it when he’s wrong about stuff because it knocks him down a peg. Also, Sam was right and Dean does get angry when he’s scared or upset.

26. Most shippable character?

Any member of TFW.

Thanks!

19, 21, and 23?

19. What’s the thing you hate most about your fandom?

The infighting, man. God, I hate the infighting. If it’s not ship wars it’s witch hunts hellbent on driving writers and artists out of fandom. I don’t know how many times I can say “You’re all horny nerds, get over it” before I lose my mind tbh.

21. What are your thoughts on crackships?

Love ‘em! Ship all the things!

23. Unpopular character that you love?

For SPN it’s definitely Ketch. I always thought he was fascinating and fun to play with and I was very pleased with the sudden influx of people who stopped hating him last season. Still wish he was more popular, though.

SW, it’s Kylo Ren. Not super unpopular in my current circles but he does draw plenty of ire. Still love him to death, though.