Reylo + pirate au? Rey as a captain could be pretty hot, I’m just sayin

You know me so well, Tori. Also, curse you b/c this is way longer than three sentences. 

“I hereby commander this ship and it’s cargo for myself. Surrender, or burn with the wreckage,” the woman – the pirate – said. Half his crew lay dead before her, their blood soaking into the deck at her feet. He’d heard stories of this woman; Rey, the pirate queen of Jakku.

“It is you,” Kylo murmured, his fingers twitching for the saber at his belt before he could stop himself. 

She glared at his hand, her eyes alight with the a fire that could scorch the earth given half the chance. “Try it, knave,” she spat.

Against his better judgement, Kylo drew his weapon. If she wanted his surrender or his life, she’d have to take it herself.

3 (or there abouts) Sentences AUs!

Sastiel or Wincestiel + newly turned creature Sam still wants to play with his boyfriend.

 After nearly two weeks of searching through all the demon lore at their disposal, the Winchesters had come to the conclusion that all there was left to do was keep Sam away from people and hope for the best until they had a better plan. 

There was no cure for the bite of an incubus, and as the only non-human in the bunker, Castiel had volunteered to look after him and make sure he was at least eating. 

Though, when Sam crowded him up against the door and shoved a hand down his pants, hissing “finally. I thought I’d starve to death in here,” it occurred to Castiel that he may have grossly underestimated how far gone Sam truly was. 

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs

Dean/Cas!Asmodeus phone sex

“Are you touching yourself?” The elder Winchester’s husky voice broke over a moan, his breathing heavy on the other end of the receiver. 

Asmodeus rolled his eyes, pulling holding the phone a good three inches from his face but it did nothing to quiet the noise. “Yes, Dean,” he said in the borrowed baritone of Castiel’s voice, “I miss you so much.” 

“God, baby, me too,” Dean nearly whispered before yowling like a wounded cat. 

Really, Asmodeus wasn’t sure who he was torturing anymore, Castiel, who sat in the cell not ten feet away, mortified, or himself. 

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs!

Power ranger/super hero AU with Dean/Ketch or Charlie/Jo

“It’s over, Ketch,” Dean shouted as the dust settled over what was left of the broken street between the two enemies. 

“You say that every time,” Ketch said back, “yet every time you fail to do anything about it,” he strode forward, casting lightning out and away from his body in great, wing-like arches. 

They both knew why he wouldn’t end it – after everything they’d been through, what they’d been to each other – but as Dean pulled back and gathered his remaining strength he knew he couldn’t stall the inevitable forever. 

3 (or there abouts) Sentence AUs!

dean/benny/cas football team tryouts :D :D :D

Oh gods. I know nothing about football so I’m gonna go with soccer instead. That’s technically still football, right? 

Castiel was staring Benny down as he settled into his stance at the goal, rocking from side to side on the balls of his feet. He’d have to score at least four goals to win the bet he and his boyfriends had made and then he’d be out of dish-washing duty for the next month. 

As coach Singer blew his whistle and Castiel sent the ball sailing into the back of the net, he almost felt bad. Maybe he should’ve told them he’d been playing since he was four. 

3 (or there’s abouts) Sentence AUs!