So there was a cat in my backyard. A very small cat who walked right up to me and started crying and begging for pets. A very dirty, small cat who was hungry and it was cold outside so…

So now there’s a cat in my living room.

Ao3 Stats Game

I was tagged by @jemariel. Thanks! 

What is your total word count on AO3?

304,210 words. Nearly 200k of that was last year alone. 

How often do you write?

I try to get something written every day but that doesn’t always happen. When in doubt I daydream which I totally count as part of the writing process. 

Do you have a routine for writing?

1) Think of an idea. 
2) Daydream about said idea for a while. 
3) Sit down and write it. 

I could make a joke about crying and being self-deprecating but that doesn’t really help, does it? It may sound boring but I really don’t have any routines or rituals for writing I just do it. Sometimes I’ll have specific mood playlists but most of the time I just throw something on and get to it. There is no secret to it. 

What’s your favourite kinks/tropes/pairing?

Depends on my mood, honestly. I will always be here for Mutual Unrequited Pining though (as much of an oxymoron as that is) and Creature Fics. 

Do you have a favourite fic of yours?

Some Things Last. Always and forever. 

Your fic with the most kudos?

*sigh* This is All Your Fault. It’s an A/B/O pwp and while it’s not bad or anything I still wish a fic I put more work into got more attention. 

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

I’m not good at settings. I cheat and take short cuts. I would be a better writer if I took the time to really edit my fics. My sentences are too long sometimes. Everyone always has one eyebrow up and a smirk on their face. 

Now something you do like!

*shrugs* I dunno man, I don’t usually have nice things to say about my writing. It exists whether or not it should. I dunno if that’s something I like about it or not, but it’s not something negative. 

Tagging: @dragonpressgraphics @omgbubblesomg @samanddeaninpanties @maliciouslycreative and whoever else wants to play. 

I was tagged by @gabrielthemoose. Thank you! 

Fictional character you relate to most:

I plead the fifth. 

Book you can read over and over again without getting tired of it:

Watership Down. I love that book so freaking much.

What’s your favorite comfort show/movie?:

I have a list. My Cousin Vinny, Supernatural, The Lion King, and Legally Blonde all sit close to the top. 

Which fictional character are you most defensive over?:

I’m not super defensive over any character, really. No one has to like what I like or who I like. I do get irritated at weak sauce arguments but still… you’re free to have your own opinions no matter how stupid they are. 

Show you fell out of love with?:

Doctor Who. I still really enjoy Davies’s episodes but after a certain point I feel like it forgot what it was all about. Sci-fi is usually about reflecting on our human nature and what makes humanity good and bad, but somewhere along the way it all became about The Doctor and basically nothing else. 

Show you’re most excited for?:

Wayward Sisters. I’m pretty hopeful that the show will take off and give me more Claire. I love Claire. 

What’s your aesthetic?:

Oh man I have no flipping idea. Whatever the intersection between panda earnings, biker boots, fandom shit, and endless unused journals and dark eye make-up is. Nerd probably. 

Favorite fanfic tropes:

Enemies to Lovers, Battle Couples, Snarky Banter, Mutual Unrequited Pining, Creature Fics and Two Person Love Triangles. 

I tag…. @trisscar368 @intotheruins and whoever else wants to do this.