
Plan A Romance Novel To Find Out Which Greek Muse You Are
You got: Melpomene
The Muse of Tragedy – When it comes to romance novels, you like high drama and deep emotion. Tortured heroes, tragic backstories, lovers reaching for one another across the wild pain of an empty world…the more drama, the more heartbreak, the more satisfying the eventual happy ending will be.
So I literally started this and halfway through it, noticed what my choices were leading me towards. i changed one answer and continued, getting hung up on the end – which ending to choose?
and literally, yeah, even after realizing what i was making, i didn’t need to go out of my way to make what i did. It just happened, so i’m counting this result as real.
My choices:
choose a heroine: the traumatized victim who masks her pain with rage
choose a hero: the scarred and misanthropic ex-soldier
choose a combination of scents for your hero: coffee and fresh rain
choose a trope (3 times)1 kidnapped
2 with quick thinking, one saves the other from certain disaster
3 the hero is assumed deadchoose a side character: the beloved sister who treats the whole relationship like her own personal soap opera
choose an antagonistic character: the opposing side in a war
choose a time period: 21st century
choose a literary quirk: heavy symbolism
choose a final scene to make your happy ending :a kiss in the rainor a dramatic declaration of love?
@jdragon122 @formidablepassion @rosemoonweaver @li-izumi @unforth-ninawaters @mittensmorgul @feathers-and-cigarettes @ltleflrt @jupiterjames @jhoomwrites @treefrogie84 @trisscar368 and so many others – not saying you have to do this, but i thought you’d be interested 😀
You got: Calliope
The Muse of Epic Poetry – When it comes to romance novels, you like drama and intensity. Mad schemes, dark secrets, plot twists and moments of high emotion are your personal taste.
Yeah, that’s pretty freaking accurate. lol. Also, it is a surprise to no one.
My choices:
choose a heroine: The feisty girl who has to fend for herself
choose a hero: The tortured soul with a tragic past
choose a combination of scents for your hero: Vanilla and old leather
choose a trope (3 times)
1. hate at first sight
2. with quick thinking, one saves the other from certain disaster
3. the true identity of either party is dramatically revealed
choose a side character: The frivolous younger sibling who gets into bad situations
choose an antagonistic character: The controlling figure from one or the other’s darkest past
choose a time period: 21st century
choose a literary quirk: references to popular fairy tales
choose a final scene to make your happy ending: an epilogue with marriage and children
I tag @jemariel @maliciouslycreative @omgbubblesomg and whoever else wants to do this. It’s fun. You’ll enjoy it!

zestysammy said:
Hello
hi here to bug you again, sorry..Just wanted you to picture this
because oh gosh: demon Dean dressed as a priest. That is all.Yes hello Daisy is a monster and ruined me
Everyone’s going like “don’t use the change my mind meme the guy it’s based on is transphobic” but like, making it a meme is mocking him and his annoying signs. It’s refusing to engage with him the way he wants and just repeating the words back at him in that wonky SpongeBob voice. It’s like making fun of Haman’s shitty hat and making up an entire genre of cookies about it. Basically, saying to stop meming the thing is saying to take that jerk seriously, and that’s what he wants. For fuck’s sake, don’t just hand him the win over some sense of thought-free moral performativity.
This site is going to drive me to drink, I swear.
My kingdom for the ability to just fucking finish something.
What do you mean “If you want this specific AU with your specific characterizations and tropes and settings you have to write it yourself”? That seems a little unfair.
What do I wanna write tonight?

