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This right here is why I love you. Pineapples can go diaf.

Yes! Pineapple can just disappear for all I care. It’s nasty. Did you know it contains an enzyme that breaks down protein so when you eat it it’s trying to eat you back? That’s why people are in pain when they try to eat a whole pineapple. That should be reason enough to never eat it. 

🔥 okay, gimme an unpopular ship opinion :D

Oh, so now I have to decide to piss of, eh? lol. (I’m joking.) Alrighty. *cracks knuckles* 

I can’t really think of a controversial opinion I haven’t already expressed tbh. I guess I’ll just say that one thing that pisses me off more than anything else is when shipping is used as some kind of “test” or marker for determining how good of a person someone is. Like, I just want two (or more) fictional characters to kiss. I want to explore dynamics. It’s a silly hobby that doesn’t really mean that much in the grand scheme of the universe. 

And, to be honest, screaming at me about how I need to support or ship one thing over the other is a pretty good way of making me not only not do that, but start to hate the ship someone else is pushing. I get the desire to see certain things but like, if I’m not interested in the dynamic I’m not interested in the dynamic. 

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Internet clickbait and listy articles have done nothing for actually helping people understand film criticism and literary analysis. “Top 10 Heroes Who are Actually Awful People” and “How Your Favorite Cartoon was Secretly About Death” are fun and all, but I feel like there’s a line between legitimate discussion of the contents of a film or comic or whatever and half-cocked garbage. And I hate it when the half-cocked garbage wins out as a popular theory. (*glares at all the crap said about Beauty and the Beast*) 

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