When I was four I was given a baby doll for my birthday. He was my favorite toy for as long as I can remember and I played with him constantly. I made clothes for him and everything. The strange thing about this doll was that I named him Philo Klem. Iโm not kidding. I have no idea where I got that name or why I gave him that name, but that was his name. And no one ever tried to get me to name that doll something sensible, either. He was just my baby, Philo.ย
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