kijilinn:

rosemoonweaver:

Me: Okay, which WIP should I work on now? 

Writer Brain: You know what would be fun? 

Me: What’s that? 

Writer Brain: An arranged marriage au with vampires.

Me:…Brain…

WB: Yeah, like, where vampires were evolved alongside humans as a separate but similar species, like Neanderthals. 

Me: No Brain. We already have so many things to think about. 

WB: Of course the vampires would live past above the Arctic circle and their culture and customs would be completely different from regular humans. Maybe they feed on polar bears. 

Me: Stop it! 

WB: And we’d have to have a time period. We already have two AUs with monarchies so maybe we leave that out this time. Modern day might not work. Actually maybe vampires live where the sun isn’t out all the time but where polar bears are don’t live, like Washington. Polar bears would probably kill vampires pretty easy. 

Me: *head desks repeatedly* 

I feel this so hardcore right now.

Werewolves show up and take over a BDSM fetish club that a vampire was using as his feeding grounds. Hilarity ensues. 

God help the over-active imagination.

I know I shouldn’t be encouraging the overactive imagination, but that sounds fun.