The fact I have no idea what you’re talking about tells me how impotent they are.

Ha! I mean, basically, right? I had to go looking for this after I heard a little chatter about it on my dash. Needless to say, when I found it it was the first I’d ever heard of any of this.
Which, you know, proves how masterful the trolling really was right?
(I’ll PM you the details.)