Sastiel is Totes Evul because…..
- Height difference again! Vile!
- Cas is literally older than dirt so Sam is basically a baby to him
ewwww - Cas is an angel so he’s got way more power than Sam does and therefore he could do anything he wants to Sam so power imbalance.
- Cas literally broke Sam’s brain one time.
- Where was Sam when Cas was dying because his grace was fading? Looking for his demon brother? Well that just shows he cares more about the safety of others than his friend so that’s not good for a relationship.
- Sam once *hugged* Cas without getting verbal consent. Bad.
Eeeevul rating: 🐊/10
Finnpoe is Totes Evul because….
- Poe just decided to name Finn without asking??? Rude??? Also it means Poe obviously doesn’t respect Finn’s autonomy and personal choice.
- Poe was just all “keep my jacket” like a boyfriend you’ve been seeing for a while thus assuming a lot about their relationship.
- Also Poe killed Finn’s friend on Jakku so… yikes.
- Finn was all “where’s Rey? Where am I? Are we okay?” And didn’t even bother thanking Poe for anything he’s done so like… super ungrateful.
- Poe is technically Finn’s boss now so that’s a power imbalance.
Eeeevul rating: 🚀/10
Send me a ship and I’ll be super facetious about why it’s totes evul!
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