Forgive me, it’s been a long time since I watched the Cap movies. Also some of these sentences made me gag.
Stucky is Totes Evul because….
- Bucky tried to kill Steve and Steve’s friends and, brainwashing aside, he shouldn’t do that. Also being a bad guy against your will doesn’t excuse the fact that you were a bad guy and should pay for it.
(Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little.) - Power imbalance because Bucky is disabled and Steve is a super human with all his limbs and we all know able-bodied partners have more power in a relationship than disabled partners.
- Codependency, I guess.
- They’re brothers-in-arms and therefore like family so shipping them is incest, apparently.
- They’re like hero/sidekick so that’s like boss/employee which is terrible and gross.
- Bucky was Steve’s friend/idol when they were kids and teen!Steve looked up to him so therefore their relationship has to be gross because no one ever looks up to their partners (especially when they’re young and experiencing crushes and stuff for the first time).
Eeeevul rating: 1942/10
Send me a ship and I’ll be facetious as hell about why it’s totes evul!
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