Kermit/Miss Piggy is totes evul because….
- Piggy verbally harasses Kermit like all the time. Nothing he ever does is good enough for her. She’s terrible.
- He broke up with her so obviously there’s no hope of saving that relationship. Don’t ship muppets who’ve broken up!
- Does Miss Piggy even have a name? Why does she go by Miss when she and Kermit have been together for how many years? Is she afraid of commitment!?
- Their color schemes don’t go together.
- Piggy wants to hog all of Kermit’s attention and that’s not healthy at all.
Eeeevul rating: Green Eggs and Ham/10
Send me a ship and I’ll be facetious about why it’s totes evul!
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