Wincest and Reylo 😈

You get me. You really get me.

Wincest is Totes Evul because….

There’s a height difference and everyone knows that height differences are bad because… reasons.
Age gap! Like four whole years worth of an age gap! Age gaps are inherently problematic!
They’ve both died a whole shit load of times and everyone knows that when a person dies and their spirit leaves their body it’s necrophilia.
Power imbalance! Dean was Sam’s caretaker for a time growing up so that means, despite the fact Sam’s a grown ass man who moved away, has mad his own choices, and literally held the devil at bay, Dean will always have power over him.
They yell at each other a lot when they fight 😦 and good relationships never involve yelling ever.
They’ve punched each other a lot and possession isn’t a valid excuse for beating up on people. They should’ve tried harder to not be possessed.

Eeeevul rating: 10/10

Reylo is Totes Evul because….

Another height difference! So bad! He’s too tall. He would crush her!
Ten year age gaps are even worse than four year age gaps! She was a toddler when he was a teenager. Is that the foundation of a good relationship? I think not!
Rey shot first. She tried to kill him 😦 And then later she slashed his face open and that’s totally abusive guys. Fighting in a life or death situation aside, that’s bad. Rey wouldn’t make a good girlfriend.
He’s a super mega evil Machiavellian evil guy and she’s a precious uwu cinnamon roll so it would never work out.
Rey’s always yelling at Kylo and calling him names. Good relationship don’t ever involve yelling for any reason.
He’s king of the galaxy and she’s a former scavenger so their class difference means they’ve got a power imbalance. Everyone knows rich guy/poor girl romances are NOT A THING.

Eeevul rating: 87/10

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