ಠ_ಠ you’re a monster
Dean royally pisses off a very old witch and finds himself turned into a guppy. Thankfully, his fish life is spared when a kindly mermaid named Castiel takes him in… as a pet. Dean must now figure out how to break the curse, return to dry land, and keep up contacts with his new fishy friend without any more weird, bat shit complications thrown his way. Which is easier said than done, of course.