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Ok but can you imagine people finding out that his hair isn’t naturally that curly? Just like someone waking him up at ass o’clock in the morning with a problem and DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAIR???

Okay, but you know all I can think of is that scene in Space Balls where Colonel Sanders walks in on Dark Helmet playing with his dolls.

Except it’s Hux and Phasma and Phasma is all “no, sir, I didn’t see anything” and after Hux gets over his ranting and raving about it he’s snapping pictures as quick as he can and ooops what do you know the Resistance has some new propaganda out all over the galaxy about how the Supreme Leader doesn’t even have real majestically curly hair. How’d they get that? Hux isn’t speaking and Poe *certainly* doesn’t know.

It’s a scandal for the next three weeks at least. 

(Ok you all deserve to see what I sent to Rose)

I’m just fucking cackling thinking about Ben and hot rollers. Just like
imagine a new storm trooper. They’re sent to go wake up Ben because they
got the short straw. The last thing they hear as they dejectedly slink
out of the command room is “and remember not to stare!!!” It’s said so
offhand yet they can’t help but feel a deep sense of for foreboding. Oh
god what horrors are they going to witness???

When Ben opens the door with a snarled “what” the storm trooper can’t
help but stare. They’re pastel pink. In Kylo Ren’s hair. They’re pretty
sure they’ve only ever seen pictures of Kylo Ren without his helmet on.
And seeing him now shirtless with pink hot rollers in his hair they have
to choke down a nervous giggle that almost explodes out.

They’re grateful they’re wearing their helmet. And hopefully Kylo Ren
isn’t awake enough to notice the slight tremble in their body as they
stifle their giggles.

“Sir. They need you on the bridge!” They manage to stutter out.

“Fine, whatever.” Kylo Ren slams the door in their face.

Quickly the storm trooper hurries down the hall and finds the nearest
bathroom. Not only did they survive a meeting with Kylo Ren completely
unscathed they now know the most feared man in the galaxy uses pink hot
rollers and honestly this is the best gift they’ve ever received