Kylo’s Bachelor Party: “Thank you all for coming. I would like to take this evening away from our significant others as an opportunity to ruminate on the meaninglessness of life without their presence and compose yearning poetry in their honor. Our misery at this separation will be our artistic fuel. Now, I’d like to begin with a Mandalorian-influenced composition— ” Rey’s Bachelorette Party: “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO— “