reallyelegantsharkfish:

i pay zero (0) attention to what is happening in actual life but i randomly heard that shape of water won an oscar so i would just like to reiterate that night at the fish zoo by @rosemoonweaver  was basically the same thing, but with dcj, and also better, despite the lack of erotic egg eating

Hahahahaha! Oh wow. Should I make a speech?

I’d like to thank the academy, which is just @reallyelegantsharkfish but that’s still good because it’s probably easier for one person to make Oscar picks than it is for over 100 people to do the same. I’d also like to apologize to my mother and my writing mentor because holy shit if they knew I was writing weird tentacle smut on the Internet they’d be disappointed I was doing it for free. And lastly I’d like to thank Guillermo del Toro for making so many people realize they want to fuck monsters. Thank you, Guillermo, because I’m not the weird one anymore.