Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Jimmy Novak, Jimmy Novak/Dean Winchester, Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Jimmy Novak Additional Tags: Tentacles, Dubious Consentacles, Octopus Dean Winchester, Anal Sex, Self-Lubrication, Tentacle Sex, Sex with Sentient Animals, Castiel and Jimmy Novak Are Twins, Twincest, Sibling Incest, Threesome – M/M/M, Hand Jobs, Aquariums, GalacticCap Condoms, Bottom Jimmy Novak, Bottom Castiel, Bullshit Biology Summary:
Jimmy and Castiel Novak have a pretty easy job. As night guards at the aquarium, all they really have to do is make sure no one gets in and screws with the fish. Which, ya know, no one ever does.
But maybe what they should be worried about is that none of the fish wind up screwing with them.
i can’t believe none of you assholes told me about this??? some of my favorite things:
a) octos b) dcj [jimmy] c) hilarious jokes [also from jimmy] d) flippin’ the script with dean as creature
there’s a hentai joke… there’s an mpreg joke… dean is adorable… self-lubricating tentacles, VERY convenient, and i’m willing to go with it…
a note about consent: dean is a half-octo in an aquarium. he doesn’t speak english but he does understand it, is sentient, and initiates contact with c&j.
let me reiterate: why didn’t anyone tell me about this???? i’m disgruntled.
now that i realize that, i would put it slightly below the fishfucker movie, ONLY because there was no space race talk in this
add in a joke from jimmy about the soviets and this will far surpass guillermo del torro’s 2017 masterpiece “the shape of water” starring sally hawkins and that fishdude
I have no idea if this crack piece even deserves to be compared to The Shape of Water but you know what. I’m totally gonna take it! Thank you!
I’m so glad this weird little fic is giving so many people such joy. And that my stupid mpreg and hentai jokes make people laugh lol.
Thanks for reading it and I’m glad you enjoyed it!
look i know del toro took that thing really seriously, but that just makes me want the kind of drugs that del toro is on
you also missed the erotic egg eating part of the shape of water plot, which is too bad because that was way sexier than c&j, but i’m forgiving it
no seriously i loved this fic!! and it’s too bad i ignore everything @robotsnchicks says to me or i would’ve read it earlier xD
lol. In my defense, this was written a few weeks before The Shape of Water came out and I’m not psychic so I had no idea I would want to include and erotic egg eating scene.
look do you want some concrit? go back and edit
bc i have never see such a sexually charged encounter in my life
you can’t POSSIBLY disagree
his face goes >:) !!!!! and he gets all spiny backed about it!!! LET DEAN LICK EGGS
Ha! See, if I wrote Dean licking eggs Jimmy would absolutely ruin it. Whatever sexual tension created between Dean and that egg (while Cas looks on as a voyeur) would be shot straight to hell when Jimmy blurts out how weird it is and then earns scowls from everyone else in the room. lol
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