I once saw a dude eat half a jar of vegemite coz an aussie told him he had to smell australian or the drop bears would get him. There were half a dozen aussies there and to a man we all agreed with this when questioned.

Oh my god! That’s really fucking funny. Like, is it just a national code that you *have* to screw with people? Like, is it part of the treaty for the Emu war? Y’all can stay on the island but you are required to mess with foreigners? B/c I’d believe that one.