Ketch: *gets to the bunker like 3 hours before Sam and Dean get back from tentacle porn star battle*
Ketch: aahh! My chance to make an entrance!
Ketch: *hides in a dark corner and drags Gabriel with him*
Gabriel: [MUFFLED SCREAMINGS]
Ketch: (yell whisper) ssshhhh! shut up! Don’t ruin this for me
Ketch: *hears Sam and Dean enter the bunker* not yet… not yEt…
Sam: All we need now is an archangel and we’re set.
Dean: Sure, that sounds easy.
Ketch: guESS WHAT I FOUND
ketch is so extra i can’t