What’s an ideal weekend for you?

It’s a weekend packed with all kinds of activities. First, I get up at 6 am and take a walk in the dog park, barefoot. Then I find children who I can steal candy from. Then I hang out in the most crowded mall I can find and listen to ever sales pitch the people at the kiosks try to sell me on. Then later I invite everyone over for a raging party and we get completely snockered. On Sunday I wake up and go to church. Then I got on a hike up the nearest mountain and hope that it’s rattlesnake season.