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This right here is why I love you. Pineapples can go diaf.

Yes! Pineapple can just disappear for all I care. It’s nasty. Did you know it contains an enzyme that breaks down protein so when you eat it it’s trying to eat you back? That’s why people are in pain when they try to eat a whole pineapple. That should be reason enough to never eat it.