Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit or shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?

Dear god, I’m actually considering this.

Okay, but like, what about the texture and smell? B/c if the pudding looks and smells like pudding and has a pudding consistency it’s going to be the pudding. If however, there’s a small cup of pudding and a small cup of shit and they both look and smell the exact same with the same consistency… I dunno. 

I dunno. I’m tempted to just go with the pudding anyway for visceral reasons. 

Well played friend. Well played.