How to be a writer 

1) Have ideas 
2) Talk about ideas 
3) Research ideas
4) Daydream about ideas
5) Attempt to write ideas
6) Whine about how hard writing is
7) Cry 
8) Finally find inspiration at 3:13 am and write like mad
9) Cry b/c it’s all unintelligible nonsense 
10) Have another idea