A big thank you to @deadlyangelkay and her post that helped me write the most words I’ve written in a long time 😀
Ship: DCJ
Rating: Mature
Summary: Dean is feeling pretty down but that tends to happen when you have to listen to your hot neighbors hooking up but hey, at least this time he has cookies and hating on the lucky shits who get to have sex with either Cas or Jimmy is a lot nicer when cookies are involved…
Word Count: 1.3k
AO3 Link: Read Here
Excerpt:
Really Cas?…or Jimmy,” Dean thought, rolling his eyes. He couldn’t quite pin down which of his twin neighbors was engaging in some extremely vigorous sex even though he was (shamefully) familiar with both of their styles of sex noises so he couldn’t be more specific in his mental ranting. Whichever one of you that’s over there, there’s no way whoever you’re fucking is that goddamn good.
The universe laughed at him as in response to this thought, an earsplitting shout that sounded like “Fuck, fuck! Harder!” burst through the shared wall.
Another flare of bitter jealousy followed this and Dean renewed his efforts to ignore his sorrows with the help of tiny holiday themed cookies and milk. He could make it through this.
This wasn’t the first time he’d had to sit in his living room and listen as some lucky soul got to fuck one of his gorgeous neighbors while he could only imagine how freaking amazing it would be to be in that person’s shoes. Tomorrow morning whoever was currently having sex with whichever twin would leave and either Cas or Jimmy would come over and have breakfast with Dean like usual and everything would continue in the horrible sexually frustrated spiral that was slowly killing his sex life.
No big deal. He’d done it before. Besides these cookies were pretty damn good, what more could he want?
Tagging: @jhoomwrites, @ldrmas since you might enjoy this little ditty
christmas cookie pity party
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