oh… my god. castiel is the chuck norris of the supernatural universe.
just, like. imagine. when he gets resurrected this time, walking out of the empty, he apotheosizes himself into a literal living legend. angels demons and creatures alike are going to turn him into both the world’s most terrifying horror story and also a MEME.
Castiel beat the sun in a staring contest.
Castiel doesn’t worry about high gas prices. The Impala runs on fear.
Castiel can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Castiel counted to infinity. Twice.
Castiel makes onions cry.
Castiel doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Castiel can kill two stones with one bird.
There once was a street called Castiel, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Castiel and lives.
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