here for hyphenating esp when i get complimentary dad!fluff 😂😂

rosemoonweaver:

Oh my god! You just had to mention the dad fluff! Because I am awful, let’s talk about dads Dean and Benny, yes? 

• Dean and Benny adopt three girls. Isabella (Bella) and her sister, Marie, were a package deal. They were orphaned in a tragic accident and Bella would not leave her baby sister’s side for anything. The adoption center considered separating them because Bella got into lots of conflicts with their foster parents and caused both girls a few adoptions but Dean wasn’t having any of that. If anyone understood that you can’t just trust strangers with your baby siblings it was him. After months of working at it, Bella did finally trust her foster dads and shortly after she no longer had foster dads, but forever dads. The baby, Joy, was adopted right after she was born.
• It’s hard to tell who’s wrapped around the three little girl’s fingers more. Benny is a teddy bear and will always give into “Just one more story, Papa! Please” Dean tries to be the more reasonable parent but when the girls are in the kitchen baking with him he always lets them lick the beaters. (He even has to get out a spoon and dip it in the batter when Joy gets older, because it’s not fair she doesn’t get any cookie dough when the other two do.) 
• Benny and Dean are super involved PTA dads and no one can tell me otherwise.
• Dean and Benny may be subltely competative when it comes to who gives better boo-boo kisses. The kids won’t declare a winner.
• Once, Bella got in trouble because she punched an older boy on the playground (gave him a bloody nose and everything). Dean had to scold her because Benny was laughing too hard. Dean explained that it’s not okay to hit, no matter how mean and stupid the boy was being and that she should always get and adult, but he also complimented her on her right hook. 
• Paperwork is always a pain in the ass because having a hyphenated last name is, apparently, something school systems are not equipped to handle. And no, you cannot just call the girls Miss Winchester or Miss Lafitte because they will correct you in that condescending way only a ten-year-old girl can. 
• Dean and Benny also have a dog named Bisou. He’s a retriever-german sheppard mix but he thinks he’s a lap dog. Dean was worried he’d flatten the kids, but they don’t mind. They just push the dog off until he decides it’s time for kisses. (He lives up to his name in that respect.)
• Benny is better at braiding hair. Dean is better at sitting for makeovers. Benny has pictures, which he cannot release on threat of divorce. 
• How about piggy-back races, because those are definitely at things that happens. 
• As the girls get older they’re subjected to twice the amount of dad jokes as their peers. Not because Benny makes a lot of dad jokes, but because Dean makes twice as many as the average dad. 
• Dean and Benny swore when they started thining about kids that they didn’t want to be the kind of dad who threatened their daughter’s boyfriends (if their daughters liked boys at all). The problem was, of course, that when Marie brought her first boyfriend over, Dean had been in the middle of making a cherry pie so he greeted the poor guy with a red-stained apron and the knife he was using to cut crust still in hand. And of course Benny had been out fishing so he came in with fish guts on his shoes and a flay knife in hand. Their reputation as scary threatening dads is totally undeserved, but it stuck. 
• Who cries when they little girls go to prom and later when they graduate? Both of them.