*whispers the coffee shop au I want to write is also a stripper au* okay more seriously not long after j started reading fic I found and author (I don’t remember how now) who wrote these like 90k stories and I saw them faved a lot so o tried two and nothing. Ever. Happened. It was just fluff. 90 FRICKEN K of fluff. I personally found it utterly unreadable. I don’t need angst but I do need plot or else why does the story exist? (Answer because some people like that and th

A stripper au, you say? I am intrigued…

Dude, okay. There is a certain author who is very popular in this fandom that I cannot stand. They’re not a bad author, like, they can write a story and they have interesting ideas but their stories drag on and on and fucking on. 

I’m not gonna name names or talk shit because people enjoy them and I don’t know them so they’re probably delightful but I cannot get into their stuff. They write huge stuff 

but I swear I read an entre chapter where the only thing that happened was a character made soup. It’s not all fluffy but there isn’t enough that’s happening for me to even care. 

90K of fluff though? God, I might die. And not in the so good I die way in the die of boredom way. Fluff is like sugar – only good in small doses and too much will make me sick.