(These are all canon verse for some reason. IDK. But we’re gonna pretend Benny isn’t dead.)
I don’t know for certain, but I just know
- Benny’s only pet names for Dean are chief or cher. He does not call Dean babe or honey. Dean uses babe.
- They absolutely fucked in Purgatory. At least five, maybe six times. The first time was after a fight with a group of werewolves and Benny threw Dean against a tree for being too reckless and nearly getting himself killed. Riled up, Dean threw his hips forward, trying to get away from the tree. But because he was riled up… well… things happened. After particularly bad days, Dean always initiated their interactions. He always started out rough but eased up the closer they got to the finish line.
- They didn’t kiss until after Purgatory.
- Dean held Benny in the car after that whole Andrea mess. It wasn’t quite cuddling but it was more than hugging. Advanced hugging, maybe.
- Dean made at least a dozen stupid comments about sexy swashbuckling vampirates.
- Benny pretended he wasn’t amused.
- Dean definitely made a comment about Benny being after booty. Benny didn’t actually think it was that funny but Dean was laughing so he smiled.
- Dean would text Benny late at night when Dean was on the road, asking if he was still awake. (Of course, he was.) They’d have two-hour text conversations. Benny used proper punctuation and grammar. He still does and it only bugs Dean when he spells out words like “tomorrow” because that’s a waste of letters.
- Dean loves Benny’s chest hair.
- Dean told Benny about his brief stint as a vampire. Benny commended him on his resolve in not feeding.
- Benny refuses to bite Dean during sex, even without his fangs. That’s a damn shame because Dean loves getting bitten.
- Benny was the first guy Dean had sex with post-Hell.
- They don’t do a lot of pillow talk, but when they do it’s always the deep stuff.
- They subtly compete to see who’s the better cook. Dean’s got burgers and steak down but Benny’s much better at pastry (and, even to Dean’s partial dismay but mostly delight, pie).
- It doesn’t matter what position they’re in or what kind of sex they’re having, Dean just wants Benny surrounding him. He likes to be caged in by Benny’s arms or have Benny’s arms and legs wrapped around him. It makes him feel secure.
- They’re not really a PDA couple.
I don’t know it for certain, I just know it’s true.