Holy shit, though!!! What a birthday! I don’t even know what to say to all that. Just. Wow!!! I would have probably died of embarrassment and avoided seeing them ever again lol

lol.
Honestly, it was so damn embarassing and if my friend wasn’t such an awesome person I probably would have just hid under a rock for the rest of forever.

It’s kind of funny now, though. I like to refer to it as “The time my life was almost fanfiction”.